Stalked by a bridge

I just got an email telling me that “London Bridge is now following you”. To be honest, there have been late-night walks across London when I’ve half-believed that unseen eyes are watching me, that someone’s lurking in *that* shadow *there* – “Come out come out, whoever you are!” I’ve wanted to shout, like Holly Martins after a few drinks. (CLOSE SHOT – KITTEN).

Anyway, turns out it’s just a Twitter update. The 21st Century is indeed “a very strange place“.

I’m London Bridge is now following you on Twitter!